Such a pity

Did you hear about Margaret?

Who the fishwife? With the warts?

No you twit, Lady Margaret, Maid of Norway!

Oh.....no, why what of her?

She's been killed! Or, so they say!

No!

Yes! And it was said there was a dark man about the grounds in the palace she lived in right before, and not seen since.

Well it couldn't have been him.

How do you figure?

Well a dark man...in Norway...seems awful conscruplulous.

You mean conspricutive.

Yeah that. Seems too obvious. I bet she just choked on a bone.

Maybe....or maybe not.

Oh you're too much.