Feast of the Dark Lord in Count Sigfrieds Lands

I heard some horrible followers of Satan performed a horrible ritual in Count Sigfried's lands.

Something about an altar...and blood....and sex with a goat head!

No no, it was poachers that got out of hand.

Poachers? Poachers don't fuck goat heads with dark robes and long pointy knives, I know what I saw.

And I think you're drunk. I travel those lands and I saw nor heard nothing about that. I do know there were poachers, and they got desperate, and were put down.

No no, there was dark magic and obscenity, dances with black slippery forms with tentacles and fangs. Wings a full two spans in length!

You say one more word about this bullshit and I'll have you thrown in gaol. I'm one of his fucking groundsmen, and I. Saw. No. Altar. Poachers. That's fucking all.

*grumble into drink*