Getting schooled

I swung by the University last night.

Oh? What were you doing round there? You're not half smart enough, or near rich enough to sniff around those.

Piss off, I was trying to sell some sweetmeats. Fair's almost over and I want some of those intellectual types to get a taste while it's still kind of ok for me to wander over.

Hey if it sells it sells. So did it?

No! I didn't get near close enough before thugs came up and asked to inspect my wares. I knew what was coming but I couldn't get away. Gave me these.

Oof those're ugly bruises.....and your cart?

Gone. I wouldn't go anywhere near there were I you, friend.

I wouldn't if I was me either....